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“When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.”
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Advice for freshman #2 

cokeproblem:

suctioning:

whoredinarygirl:

cokeproblem:

Your backpacks should not be bigger than you

don’t listen to her. make your backpack double your weight so you can be the strongest

dont even bring a backpack take a luggage

they’re trying to slow you down so you make easy prey, ignore them





leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh





thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..





xhoe:

these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”





k1mkardashian:

me: *wakes up in the middle of the night and throws on a silk robe with nothing underneath and stands on the balcony of my mansion in malibu and stares at the moon lit ocean while listening to ultraviolence* 





congalineofdurin:

had to shut a bitch down today













gottagofast666:

no description needed





sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later

sniffing:

remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later





maisiewilliams:

you were named after the bravest man I ever knew, xkit guy potter-





suecollins:

imaginefallout:

IN CLASS TODAY THIS KID GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING WHILE THE TEACHER WAS LECTURING SO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS BOOK AND WHEN THE TEACHER TURNED AROUND HE PULLED OUT ANOTHER COPY OF THE SAME FUCKING BOOK

prepared for anything





skvtevlldvy:

i just burnt my tongue on my food and it made me realise that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most





reginasmom:

whether youre a fan of lady gaga or macklemore or whoever else its people like them who fight for our generation to live in a better world and i think sometimes everyone just needs to stop and appreciate that this is happening right now and the world is actually changing for better





blastortoise:

*rolls eyes*

*inhales deeply*

*exhales slowly*

*blinks multiple times*

*purses lips*